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Zombie Survey

You are stuck in a mall during a zombie invasion.

You have:
(A) One weapon
(B) One song blaring through the speakers
(C) One famous person fighting along side you.

Choose wisely!

My choice

Here's my personal choice. Avoiding fictional weapons and persons (but you can choose whatever)

Weapon: AK-47
The symbolic "uprising", militia weapon. Single rounds are accurate at long range, and fully automatic for close range. Bayonet if all else fails.

Song: "Hey Man Nice Shot", Filter
I like the song, and I wanted something most people wouldn't think of immediately. Fucked up song for a fucked up situation. I think classical music would be better for maintaining sanity, but we're already suspending belief here.

Person: Christopher Walken
Don't know why, he's the first that came to mind.

No need for a weapon or a song

Because my person is Chuck Norris.

Evil

pfunk:

Oh, no! You have walked into the slavering fangs of a lurking grue!
**** You have died ****

More

jigawatt:

As the many fangs flash before your dying eyes, you realize that you must have walked into a grue convention!
**** You have died ****

West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.

[no subject]

Sawed Off Shotgun

Anything by Scott Joplin

Bruce Campbell

[no subject]

AT-AT

You're The Best

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